IT’S A SOBO! A COLD SOBO!!😂
NORMALIZE ROMANTICIZING YOUR LIFE
Now, I know a lot of things might be going on in your life. My darling reader, life is too short to waste crying over spilled milk and spiking price rates. Work hard and smart too, but don’t forget to have fun, and live life genuinely. I’m not talking *or typing, LOL* about drinking and partying and all of that… No! There’s more to life than that. I’m talking about spending time to know yourself… The irony 🤔 . Sadly, a lot of people don’t know who they are fully. I am inclusive, still getting to know myself. 😥
Bruh!! Take yourself on dates. Yes! I said what I said! Get to know yourself my darlings. Here are a few ways to enjoy yourself at home, relax and read till the end!:
-First!!! If you don’t have money for red wine at The Cactus restaurant for my guys in Lagos, Nigeria, stay at home. Buy N150 zobo pere(only), borrow your mum’s wine glass😂🍷 (make sure you don’t break it sha), pop the zobo bottle open🍾😋💃. I know you just need to turn the bottle cap to open up the bottle of zobo, but picture yourself popping it open like a wine bottle (it’s the colour of the liquid that matters🍷😂🤲).
-For my ladies, play dress up… guys, wear a nice suit.
-Ladies, sit by your window, like rapunzel, picturing a prince (* let down your hair*)😭😂 Yes! That’s it! We’re getting somewhere!
-My darling, take a sip of the wine, I mean zobo(*whispers* “nobody’s gonna know” )… hmnn, that’s more like it. If you don’t have money to purchase a croissant🥐, sweetie, agege bread is only N100 abi is it N150 now?😪😥 place it on a saucer next to your drink, perfecto! Anyways on to the next step!
-For our Zeeworld sisters, so that your hair can whip back and forth in the wind. As breeze no too dey, turn on your standing fan, let it face you…🤣💆♀️ Next!!!
-Ehen! Now get yourself a book to read, if you don’t have a novel, your Bible that is probably gathering dust somewhere on the vanity table in your room, as you haven’t read it since.🥱😴 My dear! Pick it up now! Yess darling, as you’re reading this.
-Finally, this is the most important and supposedly the first step. Remember in a previous blog, my lesson of always recording yourself? That’s right! Ensure to create a video of every step. Enjoy your self-date darling. Muah!😘🥰
“The Britannica Dictionary…Romanticize: to think about or describe something as being better or more attractive or interesting than it really is”
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